It's happened!
There are 7-eleven's in the big apple.
In support of this phenomenom I will share with you all my one of my favorite terms.
"7-eleven feet"
In Florida we use this term to describe bare feet with black bottoms. Basically they look as if you walked around barefoot in 7-eleven.
Which if you don't know....many redneck's can be seen doing on a daily basis.
When I saw my first NYC 7-eleven I said two things
"I need to get a slurpee, and I need to do it barefoot".
Part of me feels as if these "NYC 7-eleven's" are going to be neglected of their redneck right up here in the north.
I feel like it's my duty...as part 50% white trash...to dress in cut offs and a t-shirt that says "get her done? get ME done!" while I chew on dip and talk to the employee's about how all the mexicans are taking our jobs.
(note: this conversation would happen even if the employees are mexican.)
I'd call myself Justine and then after talkin for a bit to the register guys, I would stand outside and just stand there watching people go in and out... all day long, barefoot and bored.
Cause that's what they do at 7-eleven's in some parts of Florida...
something tells me that they won't be doing much of that here in NYC.
3 Comments:
Yeah! Slurpee and hangin out out front of the store. They totally did that in Freehold. 7-Eleven is loiter-central.
slurpeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ever have the slurpee where the cup had THREE sections? So you could have THREE flavors!!!!
Yummmmmm. Mountain Dew, Grape and Cherry!
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
in baltimore i lived in a trashy John Waters neighborhood and there was this sixteen year old girl who we thought worked ENDLESSLY at the 7-11...until we realized she was IDENTICAL TWINS. Seriously. We freaked out when we saw them both, my roommates and I thought we were extra stoned.
i also got dragged there the one time i was tripping, and my sober roommate made me buy chocolate donuts.
mix cherry and cola for the best slurpee. add bean burrito on the side. mmmmmm.
longest tastiest comment ever.
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