Sorry readers...I've been insanely busy with everything and haven't been a good blogger.

I'll try harder this time around.

So these are the things that I've learned in the past month:

1) When you submit to a writing contest...you should have more than just the submission in your hand. So get to writing if you wanna be a writer...such a simple concept, and totally zoomed by me.

2) If you press the "R" button on your DVR remote twice you can record the entire season of "The Hills". This was an exciting discovery for me...and not so exciting for Caton.

3) My cat Ralphie hates cat crates almost as much as I hate clowns.

4) No one in NYC wants to go to the Jimmy Buffet concert with me...although I still haven't learned why.