Okay, so I'm still on a hunt to find my new home.

And today this was the winner for the weirdest ad....

"DICK CHENEY HEART ATTACK SPECIAL!!! NO FEE!!!
$1299 / 1br - DICK CHENEY HEART ATTACK SPECIAL!!! NO FEE!!!
Do you deserve the best life has to offer???

Do You desire an underpriced apartment in an incredible location???

Does Dick Cheney Totally Suck???

Well then...TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!

This Super, Incredibly, Radical apartment features: - ENORMOUS SIZE…700+ square feet. Bigger than Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth!!! - Minutes from Shopping and Nightlife!!! - HOME OFFICE SPACE This Apartment is Available for IMMEADIATE MOVE-IN!!! (Apr 1. at the latest)

This Apartment is one of HUNDREDS that we manage!!! Contact ME to discuss your current situation...I SPECIALIZE IN NO FEE LISTINGS!!! Call ME before Someone Else Takes Advantage of This REDICULOUSLY UNDERPRICED APARTMENT!!! DO NOT SETTLE FOR LESS!!! "

This is the actual ad for an apartment. I promise I am not making this up. They even included this picture of Dick Cheney instead of an apartment.

Someone out there thinks I'm gonna fork over a lot of money because they found an apartment "Bigger than Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth". I just want to know who calls these people and is like "Hey I liked your craigslist ad, really great stuff....wanna show me some apartments?"