Okay, so I'm still on a hunt to find my new home.

And today this was the winner for the weirdest ad....

"DICK CHENEY HEART ATTACK SPECIAL!!! NO FEE!!!
$1299 / 1br - DICK CHENEY HEART ATTACK SPECIAL!!! NO FEE!!!
Do you deserve the best life has to offer???

Do You desire an underpriced apartment in an incredible location???

Does Dick Cheney Totally Suck???

Well then...TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!

This Super, Incredibly, Radical apartment features: - ENORMOUS SIZE…700+ square feet. Bigger than Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth!!! - Minutes from Shopping and Nightlife!!! - HOME OFFICE SPACE This Apartment is Available for IMMEADIATE MOVE-IN!!! (Apr 1. at the latest)

This Apartment is one of HUNDREDS that we manage!!! Contact ME to discuss your current situation...I SPECIALIZE IN NO FEE LISTINGS!!! Call ME before Someone Else Takes Advantage of This REDICULOUSLY UNDERPRICED APARTMENT!!! DO NOT SETTLE FOR LESS!!! "

This is the actual ad for an apartment. I promise I am not making this up. They even included this picture of Dick Cheney instead of an apartment.

Someone out there thinks I'm gonna fork over a lot of money because they found an apartment "Bigger than Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth". I just want to know who calls these people and is like "Hey I liked your craigslist ad, really great stuff....wanna show me some apartments?"

For those of you who don't know I am in the process of looking for a new apartment.


It's interesting to see what's out there. Although, one of my biggest pet peeves is when a realtor will post an ad for an apartment, and instead of posting pictures of the place they post a picture of themselves.


Why would anyone do that? I'm not interested in renting the place with them in it. In fact I'd rather they not be involved at all.


It's frustrating when I look at an ad and see this:


PRIME LOWER EAST SIDE LOCALE OFF RIVINGTON APT IS LARGE WITH NEW RENOVATIONS INCLUDING BRAND NEW SLEEK STAINLESS STEEL AND BLACK APPLIANCES IN AN EAT IN KITCHEN APT IS RENT STABILIZED CALL...

What is she trying to say with this? This is how we will feel if we rent this apartment? She comes with the place like a dishwasher?

Hey....maybe I'm not getting it. Maybe she is a dishwasher! I'm gonna call.

Confession:
I like Steve Winwood.
Something about his songs make me smile.

Apology:
I'm sorry for being so dorky.

Went to the doctor yesterday, and she told me that I needed to start paying attention to what I eat. She said that I am gaining weight and in order to stop I need to "eat healthy, stop drinking sodas, and give up carbs".
I know what you are thinking...Waa waa waa. Another blog about a girl on a diet.
Well, this is like being told that my voice is broken and I can't speak anymore.
I'm obsessed with chicken wings, bagels, pizza, pasta, and coke.
And these things...I guess are what causing my legs to get "thicker".
So in an effort to get less thick, I went to whole foods at lunch and ordered brown rice sushi and bought rice cakes.
The one good thing about eating healthy is that gummy bears are fat free.
Maybe I'll go on a gummi bear diet.
I love gummi bears.
Ooooo is there such a thing as healthy buffalo wings?
We'll see how this whole "super healthy" lifestyle is on my bod. I'm gonna give it a couple weeks.


Anyone down to hit up Atomic wings with a pack of haribo frogs?