Today, I found a rare and strange bird in my garden.

Then my cat Ralph decided he was more rare and more strange and demanded I take his picture.

I told him that although much more handsome...I wasn't convinced he was stranger. Ralph then challenged the bird to a stare off in an effort to prove his innate rare strangeness.

I didn't have the heart to tell him the bird was plastic.
He's still out there holding his pose.