My little blog

Some thoughts that I have from time to time:

Friday, March 17, 2006

As I was leaving my agents office this morning/afternoon I came out onto 42nd st across from Grand Central and was greeted by hundreds of green wearing semi-drunk people. You could actually smell the beer on the hoards of them.
Everyone was so proud and so excited to feast on his or her corned beef and Guinness all in celebration of their heritage.

Some of my favorite things I heard within moments were:
(New York accent)"I don't know where Connolly’s is"
(A man with bagpipes)"We should get to the pub, I can't take the crowd"
(Very thick Irish accent)"F*ck you, F*cker. The nerve and on St. Patty's Day!"

I got lost in the crowd ducked out jumped on the train to go to another audition and realized that I too felt a little happier on St. Patty's day. I'm not Irish but it's a good day, people are in a good mood throughout most of the day...although by the evening you can't really say that.
To get to the point...to all of you crazy drunk Irish folk jumping around in your kilts, thank You...you made my day...and I'm just a mutt.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

"Your loved ones don't ordinarily expect you to say or do highly erratic things. You tend to put their feelings right at the top of your priority list, and you never do anything that will hurt them or make them feel unimportant. Right about now, however, the universe will toss something in your direction that will be too good to refuse, even if it means acting totally out of character. Go for it. When was the last time you allowed yourself to be totally impetuous?"

That's my horoscope for today...

I think those horoscope people are talking about Coldstone Cheesecake ice cream, it is definitely too good to be true, and I'd have no trouble being "impetuous" with that stuff.

Monday, March 06, 2006

What do you take for granted?
On my way back from lunch I went to get onto the elevator and I noticed it jump up and down before the door closed, the gentleman inside let out a scared peep and said "did you just see that?". He then looked at me with eyes that screamed "please get on the elevator with me so I feel like it was nothing and I don't take a death plunge by myself".
I hesitated and then decided to comfort his worry and stepped in and hit my desired floor.
He turns to me and says "these elevators are insane, just imagine if it dropped and you were stepping out".
I thought to myself..."what a psychotic thought...psycho nutcase".
But instead I replied with a "think of how many other things we take for granted".
The elevator then opened on my floor I stepped out quickly so as not be decapitated if the elevator let go right when I was exiting just the way the man had mentioned...and turned to go.
As the door was shutting he said "yeah. geez, I guess I take a lot for ..."

I put my id on the buzzer thing and imagined that man disappearing into a world of falling elevators.

Friday, March 03, 2006

This blog entry is dedicated to the rapper T-Pain.

I heard this song for the first time at work today and it lit up my world.
I have decided to post the lyrics to his masterpiece for those of you who have not had a chance to hear this gem, and may have been looking for that perfect song to explain your undying love for "Miami". I can only hope one day I find the kind of guy who wold say...

I'm In Love With A Stripper - T PAIN

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint gon worry bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes with a peak of brown eyes see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper

[Verse 2]
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down i see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
yea yea yea
Enough to get me to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause Im N Luv Wit a Stripper

[Verse 3]
She can pop it she can lock it
Take the pinderas down im bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

Thursday, March 02, 2006

When I would play Barbies as a child with my best friend Erika we would spend most of the time setting up the house.
Then we would put on Jack Wagner's hit single "All I Need" and make the Barbies play "Frisco and Felicia" from TV’s General Hospital.


Just remembered and thought you should know.