Today I am going to be experiencing a lifetime first.

I will be going to the eye doctor for the first time in my life today. I've lived 27 years and have never been, with the exception of the DMV...but they really hate their jobs and do not pay much attention to what's going on.
So this should be exciting. A guy in my office said that they will put weird stuff in my eyes that will make me blind for an hour.
HOW EXCITING!
I hope I pass, and I hope they tell me that I am special.
Cause I am.
And I can only imagine that the optomotrist's job is to tell people that they are special.
Eyes are the windows to the soul....so does that make them "soul doctors"?